Old Marquees With Stupid Band Names…
Ok, listed below are some of the coolest band names that no one is currently using. I spent countless hours running these through my advanced analytics research tool (Google) to verify they weren’t in use. Since I’ve been on the internet longer than the World Wide Web has (honestly, I used to bootstrap a PDP-11/40 from memory), I also went old school and checked Alta Vista and posted something on the CompuServe BBS – no hits. So, I hereby copyright all of these!
Bucketful of Band-aids
The Chelsea Clintons
Screaming Jesus – a song, apparently, by Full Devil Jacket, but not a band name!
One Less Thing
Fuck Me Runnin’ and the Uphill Gang
The One Where Ross is Gay
Nine More Days of Joe
The Salad Shooters
Dastardly Dave and the Tin Pan Caper
Plus, two names I’ve recorded under: Plumb Nellie (2002); Bitter Stones (1997)